It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This baby is an asshole
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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