ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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