I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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