It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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