You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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