Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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