but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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