im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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