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(585): View more from New York

it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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(818): View more from California

she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick

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(301): View more from Maryland

the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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(208): View more from Idaho

just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.

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(303): View more from Colorado

pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.

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(914): View more from New York

And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.

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