IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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