Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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