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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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