Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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