I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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