i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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