Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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