this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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