Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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