I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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