I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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