Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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