Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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