Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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