I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
