How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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