she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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