Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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