youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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