I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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