Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bring me that man meat
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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