I wish i was in the wii world.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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