I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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