Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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