I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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