I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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