tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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