Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you didnt know i had herpes?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize