Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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