The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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