16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize