My liver just broke up with me...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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