Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
