is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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