i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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