i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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