false alarm. still invincible.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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