I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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