i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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