Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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