Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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