And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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