I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm both gender and math confused
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize