Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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