i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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